No really. That. Bored.

In among the usual stuff someone sent some helpful advice on how to meet girls. My wife insists I’m not allowed, but I really do hate for good information to go to waste so I’ve decided to share it with you. Lucky you. The original comment was quite long and while I am versed and competent in the cut and paste thing, I’ve decided to provide the synopsis of said spam…

1. Go to Mall
2. Walk to Foodcourt
3. Stand in Line
4. Ask for Help

Not only will this help you meet girls, but it’s awesome advice for getting a new and improved burrito at the food court. I’m just helpful like that.

You’re welcome.

Jeh Johnson, the Defense Department’s chief lawyer, told the Senate Armed Services Committee that releasing a detainee who has been tried and found not guilty was a policy decision that officials would make based on their estimate of whether the prisoner posed a future threat.

It’s not that I disagree with the position. It’s that somehow I feel like I’m in one of those Bugs Bunny cartoons where Bugs and Daffy are going back and forth and
Bugs suddenly changes the sides everyone is on and I’m the only that noticed…

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Maybe I could get into it…

Enough to get your own I like tofu license plate? If so, think through the process before you send in for your oh so fancy vanity plate…

The most important thing I learned in college was to call home for more money. Eventually mom tired of this and I had to find another source of income but watching the bailout mania that’s going on now, I’m encouraged by the fact that calling for someone else to cover those periods of low liquidity is evidence of a fine quality education. I have to admit that I really stopped looking for another source once mom put her foot down.

Guess I shoulda went to grad school…

You think all of my decisions are wrong…

No, just the ones I know about…

I hand the bottle to my son and say…

It rubs the lotion on its skin..

Dad…your sick.