Striving For Average » It Could Be Humor

Bored Enough To Read the Spam…

tommy — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:55:14 +0000

No really. That. Bored.

In among the usual stuff someone sent some helpful advice on how to meet girls. My wife insists I’m not allowed, but I really do hate for good information to go to waste so I’ve decided to share it with you. Lucky you. The original comment was quite long and while I am versed and competent in the cut and paste thing, I’ve decided to provide the synopsis of said spam…

Go to Mall
Walk to Foodcourt
Stand in Line
Ask for Help

Not only will this help you meet girls, but it’s awesome advice for getting a new and improved burrito at the food court. I’m just helpful like that.

You’re welcome.

When The Truth Doesn’t Get You What You Want…

tommy — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:35:31 +0000

Everywhere Czars…

tommy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:28:38 +0000

Hope Change and Bugs Bunny

tommy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:08:05 +0000

Jeh Johnson, the Defense Department’s chief lawyer, told the Senate Armed Services Committee that releasing a detainee who has been tried and found not guilty was a policy decision that officials would make based on their estimate of whether the prisoner posed a future threat.

It’s not that I disagree with the position. It’s that somehow I feel like I’m in one of those Bugs Bunny cartoons where Bugs and Daffy are going back and forth and
Bugs suddenly changes the sides everyone is on and I’m the only that noticed…

The Money Hole…

tommy — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:57:29 +0000

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

Conservation…

tommy — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:25:45 +0000

Maybe I could get into it…

Do You Like Tofu?

tommy — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:12:21 +0000

Enough to get your own I like tofu license plate? If so, think through the process before you send in for your oh so fancy vanity plate…

A College Education…

tommy — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:43:48 +0000

The most important thing I learned in college was to call home for more money. Eventually mom tired of this and I had to find another source of income but watching the bailout mania that’s going on now, I’m encouraged by the fact that calling for someone else to cover those periods of low liquidity is evidence of a fine quality education. I have to admit that I really stopped looking for another source once mom put her foot down.

Guess I shoulda went to grad school…

A Conversation

tommy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:57:21 +0000

You think all of my decisions are wrong…

No, just the ones I know about…

Sunscreen

tommy — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:04:50 +0000

I hand the bottle to my son and say…

It rubs the lotion on its skin..

Dad…your sick.