The most important thing I learned in college was to call home for more money. Eventually mom tired of this and I had to find another source of income but watching the bailout mania that’s going on now, I’m encouraged by the fact that calling for someone else to cover those periods of low liquidity is evidence of a fine quality education. I have to admit that I really stopped looking for another source once mom put her foot down.

Guess I shoulda went to grad school…